The video of this is epic.  Back to back gap surprises for me and Verto. 

Local homie been gettin hella footage in the past couple weeks.  Rumor has it hes got last part in Brewmatic.

A little bank session attracted a lot of locals.  Shot below, epic footage coming soon!

Yikes!  A randoms update?!?!  Believe it!  So i got some pics laying around from some trips ive been on in the last year and other random shots that i figured id throw up on the site.  Enjoy!

Todays Random not only has pictures of some A class game but also has a story of a beast so great that not even the sharpshooters below could have their way with it. 

There is a legendary beast known as the sleepasaurus, but for the sake of the amount of time its going to take me to type this "Sleepasaurus" name ill just call it "chris". Chris, this all elusive creature, spends an average of 12 hours a day sleeping, sometimes he will fall asleep and wake up with substantial facial hair and a tremendous hunger, he will walk down to his fridge and all the food is spoiled he wonders? "What happened last night?" then he ask his mother. "Hey ma what happened to all the grub?" and this old woman comes in the room. "What’s the problem hunny? You know I cannot hear well in my old age" then he realizes he’s been asleep for hours, days, months and even years. When does he eat? You wonder... well over the years hes mastered the task of sleep eating. He will stuff his face and even excrete the food from his rectal cavity if he’s having a good dream. Does he skate? Oh yeah he comes on the session but he sits on his board and day dreams or in his words "I’m warming up for tonight’s session"... "Sleep session that is..." Okay Chris cross.

The Webster’s dictionary describes Chris as “Necrophilia” wait no it’s “Narcolepsy” Okay so this disease makes him sleep all the time? Naaaaa he doesn’t have that, he is disease free, or that’s what he old my mother. I think he’s just made of molasses and he is also lazy, so it’s just the molasses hardening and this causes him to stop movement frequently. One time a sleepasaurus and I were oh causing some ruckus and the cops came, this creature just spoke to me in its slow monotone voice “Hey dude, chill we will just blend in with these trees if we stop moving so fast” I hope this animal knows its committing one of the seven deadly sins, Sloth. That’s a secure place in hell, have fun watching nonstop episodes of “Wings” sitting next to paulie shore, in his prime of annoyingness and eating nothing but stem cells, and as any stem cell consumer knows, those get old fast. Maybe it’s just a clever ploy to attract women? Cause god knows if you sleep that long you must get some hella morning wood and if I were walking around with a 2x4 in my Levis I know I would be fighting the girls back. If so this man is a genius, a role model for all men across the country. Possibly a modern day George Washington of sorts. But this is the worst case scenario, maybe his mother was an alcoholic when she was pregnant and he is just sleeping off one hell of a hangover? I don’t know that would suck though. I just hate puking so I don’t want a lifelong hangover. Maybe it’ll wear off, oh hey sleepasarus. The best way to get rid of a hangover is to drink more big cat. He claims he has a job at some electrical company but creatures of these epic proportions and the calamitous nature cannot have jobs just because that’s not the way this society works. We don’t like weird things, and even great things are weird. Like slinkies, there weird as hell but also great. Thos are just brilliant, I should write a story about a slinky, or make a movie following its great adventure. Ill call it “Brave heart” The sleepasaurus makes appearances at school on a weekly bases, he is usually late and appears very tired. If you shout “Hollywood” your sure to get his attention. But watch out this is not the beast you want to unleash its fury on you, I heard a tale of this machine unleashing his fury in a friend’s car by throwing raw fish allover the inside and painting the outside, yeah I said PAINT! Crazy asshole. So he is to great to loose but to awkward to be accepted, the great sleepasarus. Thank you.  (By Brad Jacobson)

Sorry about the lack of Randoms lately. Link of epic proportions.

Todays Random not only has photos but it even has video clip! Yes, its that intence!  As you can see the photos/video clip are from a show that was attended this past Friday (8th) at the Logeman community center in Mequon.  Yikes!  There is also a little sampler of the Chuck Norris mayhem to come. 

"Man did you ever see that bowflex commercial with the 50 year old woman? Shes so hot man id just anihilate her. I mean i know shes 50 but who cares shes hot, they definetly made the right choice by getting rid of "walker texas ranger" as their spokes person."  We're gonna end the debate once and for all!  Vote now, 50 or not!?!  Anyways there are a few new photos of the robot madness that took place a few days ago that didnt make it on the Randoms then but are now up!

The second installment of the Randoms page features some photos of the session that was had today.  That ^ quote has nothing to do with it might i add.